Alan: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.
1 year ago

I LOVE THEM.

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Fragger: birdy go coo coo
Fragger: chickin go cluck cluck cow go moo, piggy go oink oink, how bout youu
Fragger: im just a little birdy to
Fragger: coo coo
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Hai(: I like to game, you? You probably do, which is why you stumbled across this page. MAOW<3 Look me up on Steam, Ma^6ow. (Maaaaaaow) yus, the “A’s” are exact haha. Or, you`re probably a friend of mine from steam already. Either way, glad you`re reading :D

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PAMCAKES

PAMCAKES

1 year ago
Guy One: Ya, hello
Guy Two: Yo phone didn't even ring bro...
Guy One: It's called vibrate, I got kids man, excuse me.
1 year ago

"It may not be the best for you, but maybe it`s best for them. Even though it hurts, sometimes the best thing to do is let go."

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